Have you recently lost your job in marketing or advertising? If the answer to that question is yes, then you should move to China. They need you. See the picture below and tell me if you agree. It is probably the worst restaurant slogan I have ever seen in a window display!
"Probably" the Worst Restaurant Window Slogan Ever
A Blonde in Beijing 
This is why I’m careful when using services like Google translator to talk to my girlfriend in my broken Chinese. I’m always scared when I use it for reference because I KNOW HER FRIENDS ARE WATCHING.
I’ll have to figure something out by late July when I move to Taiwan…
-Josh, http://transmorgified.wordpress.com