FASHION: Red Silk Chiffon Gown with Brushed Gold Sequin Trim. Purchased at Alien Street Market in Beijing.
The Great Pyramids of Giza will take your breath away…for many reasons. The obvious reasons: they are huge, they are beyond old, and one’s brain cannot even begin to understand the complexity of their construction. In addition, it is remarkable to see how close they are to the massive city of Cairo. Movies and pictures have always led me to believe that these enormous structures are located in the middle of nowhere; however, this could not be any less true. But I suppose the way in which I was least expecting for the pyramids to take my breath away was in the literal sense – but that they did.
Walking by Khufu with Jasmine
Our day of touring began at 7AM. Our guide for the next 2 days, Jasmine Amin(who is fantastic!) met us at the hotel and we immediately took off towards the pyramids in order to be there for the opening of Khufu (the largest of the 3 and the only one open for public entry on that day). I highly recommend booking a private tour guide and car. As I mentioned in a previous post, Noha, the concierge working with us at the Four Seasons First Residence, selected our guide. We were able to design a tour based on the exact sites we wanted to see, and the hotel provided a picnic basket so that we would not get hungry during the full day of site seeing.
By 8AM we were standing at the base of Khufu. Jasmine had already purchased our entry tickets, and we began the short climb to the entrance of this great tomb. We had no idea what was in store. Khufu was constructed over a 20-year period around 2560 BC as a tomb for its namesake, Pharaoh Khufu, and it remained the tallest man-made structure for over 3800 years!
Being Dressed Like a Local by a Local
Standing on The Great Pyramid of Khufu
As you can see in the picture below, the limestone blocks used to build it are almost as tall as me. I strongly suggest arriving early. Only 300 visitors are allowed inside each day – once at 8AM and once at 1PM. Of course it is cooler at 8AM, but even more importantly it is less crowded. In this scenario, I believe that the crowd would overwhelm me more than the heat. As you enter the hallway to the tomb, the ceiling height drops to about 3.5 feet and you begin to climb up a steep wooden ramp. It is dark and you start to feel a bit claustrophobic – but any discomfort is overcompensated by the fact that you are climbing inside one of the Great Pyramids. I couldn’t help but feel a little bit like Indiana Jones (albeit an Indiana Jones wearing a long red dress which I realize looked completely impractical – but in fact was incredibly comfortable and effortless!)
When we arrived at the top and entered the room holding the carsophaugus (basically a granite casket) the heat and lack of air during the climb had winded me, but I recovered almost instantly as I stood in amazement. The room, made of perfectly assembled dark granite stones was unbelievably dark, cool, and quiet. The voices of the 10 or so tourists inside echoed in the tiny space. Other than the tall ceilings, the room felt very ordinary. There were no traces of golden treasures or ancient drawings. In fact the only treasure ever discovered inside the Khufu Pyramid was a tiny ivory statue of the Pharaoh Khufu (now located at the Egyptian Museum). A flashlight revealed a small cutout (about 6″ wide) that opened to what appeared to be a very long corridor yet to be explored. 
It excited me to think that perhaps those naughty tomb robbers from centuries ago had been unsuccessful in stealing all of treasures left for Khufu’s afterlife – yet to be discovered even today. After sneaking a quick kiss in the corner, we decided to begin our descent before it became too crowded. I must admit that the climb down was a little more stressful…there was a 6 month old baby involved (note to self: 6 month olds are terrified of really dark and really hot cave like spaces that once held a dead body) as well as a couple well into their 70’s – possibly even their 80’s (more power to them but I was terrified of a broken hip situation).
We reconnected with Jasmine after exciting the pyramid where we were introduced to the photographer that the hotel found for us to take pictures for a couple of hours as we toured the rest of the area. I am actually thrilled that we booked this. The cost was less than $250 USD (including the pictures of which there were over 300) and it took all the stress of asking our guide or other tourists to capture the most amazing photo of all time with our “small enough to fit into any size handbag” digital camera. (I am including many of the photographers images in this entry.)
In Front of Khufu's Boat
In addition to the 3 great pyramids, this site is home to the Sphinx as well as a
Boat Museum which houses an amazingly intact wooden boat of the Pharaoh Khufu. We toured the museum to learn the story of how the boat was
discovered only decades ago and how it was restored to its current state before taking a fantastic camel ride over to see the Sphinx.
The camels are kissing too!
In front of the Step Pyramid
After a full morning of learning, our brains took a small rest during the 30 minute drive to Saqqara to see the very first Egyptian pyramid – The Step Pyramid built for the Pharaoh Djoser. While it was fascinating to see the predecessor to the other 138 pyramids found in Egypt, it was a bit heartbreaking to learn that the Egyptian government is funding a project to create an entirely new facade for this structure. I mean…I am all for restorations and improvements, but when this project is finished, the original and remaining portion of this 4600+ year old masterpiece will be completely hidden. To me – it is such a loss.
Rubbing the Fertility God's Belly
From Saqqara, we made a quick stop to learn the process of creating papyrus (the first type of paper created by Egyptians) before traveling to see the ruins of Memphis, a former capital city. Memphis is the home to many amazing statues and remains as part of an open air museum.
Here we are rubbing the belly of the god of fertility. Mona and Donna – don’t get too excited just yet!
Finger in Fertility God's Belly Button
After a long day of touring, we made one final stop to a jewelry store specializing in Egyptian style gold jewelry. While this of course helped my energy level to pick up…I got the picnic basket out to help Brett’s! We had a beautiful Cartouche made in 18K yellow gold with my name in Eyptian on one side and Brett’s on the other. We felt a bit like junior high kids buying matching identity bracelets…but we didn’t care! It was fun.
A Blonde in Beijing 
Wow this looks amazing! I know what you mean about the long dress being comfortable. I certainly find that myself in the heat. However, I am fascinated about the dress code. When a girlfriend of mine went to Cairo years ago, she said she kept herself pretty well covered all the time – long-sleeved white shirt, buttoned to the neck – and I thought that was kind of expected. So I am interested to learn that there are no such restrictions now. Were there any places where you felt obliged to ‘cover up’ or is it pretty free and easy everywhere now? The photos are fantastic.
I guess you answered this question later in your next post.
I hope this was enough info. Honestly – it was actually easier to dress than I thought.
I just had lunch with your mom and she told me you were writing again. So I hurried home and read every word in wonder and ectasy. What a trip! I felt like I was there, and THERE was where I had wanted to go all my life. I have read everything I could get my hands on about Egypt. I know about Nefertiti and Ahkenaten and Tut and Ramses I,II, and Joseph and Moses,Whoa! Those two were never mentioned there, were they? Anyway, I’m so glad you and Brett had such a good time. Keep writing!!